On Urgency and Procrastination. Daily Prompt.

Urgency, armed with all that colour coding, punctuation, threatening with consequences and moral remorses. Oh my dearest, you see, your game here is next to none. You’re trying to clash your blades with Master Procrastinator who is surfing the waves of ADD. So darling, if you don’t have the right hit, I’m more than capable to find a way and wipe off that Emergency makeup off your face.

I’m sorry, what did you say? A deadline? But it’s already dead, so why bother?? It can lay there for a little longer. On top of that, I’ve never been a fan of the concept of time anyway.

Oh, here we go, so you’re trying to pull a bigger caliber.. A bodily functions and fluids? Don’t make me laugh.. I’m a waitress, sweetheart, these things happen only once per shift as I’m always on the mission.. Heehee, one would say some things might be more urgent.. Gotchya! Haha..


Author: pisstowersjettison

Just another special snowflake who lives the paradoxes to the fullest.

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